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A cow and 2 goats chased me this morning

I like to search mushrooms in the mountains, but today something unexpected happened. Two goats (probably escaped from a hut?) suddenly came close to me, and they kept smelling my bag (I had some sandwiches). I simply ignored them and continued my search for like 10 minutes, even if it was pretty weird to have 2 goats attached to me. Then, suddenly, a cow wandered away from her herd going precisely towards me and the goats. At first she was walking, but then started running furiously. The following scene was absolutely hilarious. I was running like crazy and scared af. The goats were running after me. And the cow was chasing. We went like this for like 1 minute and then fortunately I found a little hill and the cow stopped. But then, the problem of the 2 goats had to be solved. They were close to me everytime like mosquitos. I tried to push them away with a stick (without touching them obviously) but it didn't work. Result: I walked for another 30 minutes with the goats, like Heidi. When I arrived at my car, I was able to separate from them finally. But jeeez what a weird adventure. The fact happened in the northern Italy, near Asiago.
Maybe it’s best not to eat those mushrooms until you get home.
You're lucky (I faced 3 dogs)
@BorisOspasky said in #2:
> Maybe it’s best not to eat those mushrooms until you get home.
Here in Italy we eat mushrooms in a risotto or in a soup, after 2 hours of cooking, with a pinch of parsley and garlic. We do not eat them fresh
@Added_30_sec said in #1:
> I like to search mushrooms in the mountains, but today something unexpected happened. Two goats (probably escaped from a hut?) suddenly came close to me, and they kept smelling my bag (I had some sandwiches). I simply ignored them and continued my search for like 10 minutes, even if it was pretty weird to have 2 goats attached to me. Then, suddenly, a cow wandered away from her herd going precisely towards me and the goats. At first she was walking, but then started running furiously. The following scene was absolutely hilarious. I was running like crazy and scared af. The goats were running after me. And the cow was chasing. We went like this for like 1 minute and then fortunately I found a little hill and the cow stopped. But then, the problem of the 2 goats had to be solved. They were close to me everytime like mosquitos. I tried to push them away with a stick (without touching them obviously) but it didn't work. Result: I walked for another 30 minutes with the goats, like Heidi. When I arrived at my car, I was able to separate from them finally. But jeeez what a weird adventure. The fact happened in the northern Italy, near Asiago.

They protected you from start... The GOAT'S...

in edit> found some psylo? If yes they followed to protect that instead you.
With that said even some gud weed or cheese in your sack attracted them at 1st, always watch details or whatever was in it that attracted it, you took it above they followed the sack simply and why run for goats and a cow?
@Moonednearearth said in #7:
> With that said even some gud weed or cheese in your sack attracted them at 1st, always watch details or whatever was in it that attracted it, you took it above they followed the sack simply and why run for goats and a cow?

If you showed love towards them both and stood lying down, not 1 would have hurt you, those were no tigers or bears or something...
it comes by denying fear and show love in your inner self, they feel it.
Like a dog.
Ah, yes. The lesser known, but equally powerful, Bovid-Industrial complex.