Cringe..

tell your corny/cringey pickup lines, best one wins

P.S- I need help

I’m not racist, but I don't like to play from black chess pieces.

after an OTB game, I invited my opponent to dinner. I had only forgotten to specify that HE was the dish. So, OFC he didn't return in the second round, but I kept his cap as a souvenir

#2 #3, pickup lines as in the ask out lines

@JASKIRATSINGH said in #2:
> I’m not racist, but I don't like to play from black.
play with black, not from, (ik it isnt ur first language, it aint mine either)

If you were a song, you'd be the best track of the Album.

Lucas, yo soy tu papa

@Karlito_El_AZT3CO said in #7:
> Lucas, yo soy tu papa
you mean padre?
intelligente

Are you a microwave?

@CSKA_Moscou said in #3:
> after an OTB game, I invited my opponent to dinner. I had only forgotten to specify that HE was the dish. So, OFC he didn't return in the second round, but I kept his cap as a souvenir

C'était un dîner de cons?