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Darth Vader in the various fields

#1
Universally a success!

Chess: while about to be checkmated, Force-chokes his opponent, who spontaneously dies. Wins game.
Music: disappointed with audience reaction, Force-chokes audience members, who then die. Remaining audience members applaud wildly.
Football/ Soccer: uses the Force to will the ball past the goal-line, time and time again. Every game won by hundreds of points.
Government: directs the Federal Reserve to encode trillions of dollars and directs Congress to grant said dollars to him.

Okay, now it's your turn.
#2
didnt he win a rap battle against a certain painter with a funny moustache?
#3
@Enver_Ediz said in #2:
> didnt he win a rap battle against a certain painter with a funny moustache?

I had no idea Salvador Dali was in Star Wars...
#4
Following an expose by an intergalactic journalist who discovered Darths original birth certificate along with his birth name Darth retired and is running a vegetable stand in Poughkeepsie.

No one takes you seriously when you're named
Dork Vader
#5
@Cassiodorus1 said in #3:
> I had no idea Salvador Dali was in Star Wars...
haha no. the guy i mentioned failed as an artist but him and Dali both have erratic behaviours
#7
@clousems said in #6:
> Yeah, but can he run a board meeting?
mustache man had meetings on daily basis to rant to his generals
#8
Darth Vader loosing in poker,chokes other players to death,takes the money and goes to Nobuku
#10
@Enver_Ediz said in #7:
> mustache man had meetings on daily basis to rant to his generals
To be clear, you're talking about Hitler, and not Commander Nebula, right?