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Darth Vader in the various fields

@Moonednearearth said in #19:
> Valhalla. Nordic after life for the honorable warriors only.
> Every race or tribe had 1.
> But you rely denied heaven and hell*, death of ideology...
Nah nah, I was talking about the video game, it's pretty fun actually
@Moonednearearth said in #19:
> Valhalla. Nordic after life for the honorable warriors only.
they used to be brutal soldiers but now their too busy cooking their meatballs and lego
@Cassiodorus1 said in #20:
> He would do well in the Force-choking event but not in the Hideous Laughter.

what exactly did I choke forced and also that Hideous approach also without laughter?
I will tell you as you lack it but do engage in a way to get negative response. Your opinion direct it to another as not 1 thing you said are applicable. ok?
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@Cassiodorus1 said in #14:
> Well, since Darth Vader is evil, maybe it could be the Evilympics?
Hey, come on. No public shaming.
See the Lichess Forum Etiquette.

Mr. Skywalker has experienced severe physical damages and mental trauma.
His unfortunately loss of several limbs qualifies him for the Paralympics.
And the fact that he doesn't let his handicaps stop him, is not only praiseworthy, but also an inspiration to us all.
@Enver_Ediz said in #22:
> they used to be brutal soldiers but now their too busy cooking their meatballs and lego

"brutal" who wasn't brutal in the 9th century ? The Vikings should not be seen exclusively as illiterate bloodthirsty people, they were talented travelers who reached distant lands, successful merchants gifted in crafts, metallurgy and art, and an extremely interesting society with rites sometimes inherited from the Neolithic.

sure they were brutal and they sacked monasteries, but medieval soldiers were just as brutal and plunderers with the exception that Christians did not plunder churches. This is also the reason that led to so much hatred and that the captured Vikings were most often massacred because of their religion.
@NaturalBornTraveller said in #26:

> Mr. Skywalker has experienced severe physical damages and mental trauma.

Darth Vader is also a villain. Certainly the Villain's Union has something to say about that?
@NaturalBornTraveller said in #26:
> Hey, come on. No public shaming.
> See the Lichess Forum Etiquette.
>
> Mr. Skywalker has experienced severe physical damages and mental trauma.
> His unfortunately loss of several limbs qualifies him for the Paralympics.
> And the fact that he doesn't let his handicaps stop him, is not only praiseworthy, but also an inspiration to us all.

Mr. Grievous suffered a very serious accident and several significant physical injuries, forcing him to wear protective armor. today he is a recognized champion in fencing and he is appreciated for his kindness and his sportsmanship, going so far as to recover the Fleurets of his opponents
@clousems said in #6:
> Yeah, but can he run a board meeting?
No he can't.
Last time he was at a board meeting, he ended up forcefully chocking one of the board members.

It's not the first time.
In his past, he has displayed several anger issues, not a good character trait for any dark sith Lord, helping to run a successful empire.
Gotta be a pain in the ass for the HR department.
But can't really fire him either, that would be a big public scandal.
Just imagine what the Union would say, if the empire fired a wounded, handicapped veteran with PTSD.

Maybe they could park him on some backwater planet, for a desk job. I don't know, perhaps Tatooine?
He has knowledge of that world, and the Empire needs a marshall, that can deal with the rising organized crime.