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Openings that you should play. Part 1 : My d4 repertory

easy to remember opening ideas for your repertory (1500-2000)

how to escape the infernal spiral of rating and addiction to fast random games

Yeah, worrying about a number is destructive. sooner or later you will behave like Gollum. But you c…
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Posted 1 message in Was US politics always like this?
I was more convinced by Harris than by Trump. the story of migrants eating cats in Ohio is not realistic, it is a Fake n…
Posted 1 message in brainrot alert
The shocking truth behind the Lichess forum : scientists from NASA's oceanographic section have noted a significant rise…
Posted 2 messages in If you had to adapt a book for TV/cinema, which one would it be?
@NotABugIt_sAFeature said in #2: > any agatha christie book that still hasn't been made into a movie yes, it would undou…
@JASKIRATSINGH said in #7: > the count of monte Cristo > the alchemist I'm going to try to get it, this book seems to me…
Posted 1 message in What came first Chickens or Eggs?
good question. you should ask Colonel Sanders
Posted 1 message in What do ghosts eat?
I saw one at night in the kitchen... I was very hungry, I couldn't hold back... I'm sorry for my action... but I hope to…
Posted 2 messages in are egg cookers waste of money ?
@neonclouds said in #4: > the last sentence was a bit sus, but ok, i will cancel my order of 78 egg cookers you should b…
@neonclouds said in #6: > In > > Instructions Unclear: I am 11 years old It's good to start a business early, maybe you'…
Posted 1 message in whats your favorite piece in chess? Why?
knight. because of cska
Posted 2 messages in ice cream vs. cake
I love mushroom flavored ice cream. and mushroom cakes. And after, i can berserk all my opponents. guess the type of mus…
@ChEsS0315 said in #3: > Dude, You like MUSHROOM ice cream & cake??? Yeah. It's a secret Viking recipe
Posted 1 message in Cat or Dog?
Here's an excerpt from the new Ohio Food Guide: > the dog is close to veal in flavor, it is very tasty, especially the Y…
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Ranked #21 (top 6%) with 40 games in Daily HyperBullet Arena

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Played 17 Bullet games22546
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Played 17 Crazyhouse games19253
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Played 2 Blitz games21081
Posted 3 messages in Have you ever tried eating a piece of paper?
I never did it because I always knew it was wood and that it is not part of the human diet. on the other hand, I often c…
wait... so I'm the only one who has never tasted paper ? Has anyone here ever tasted Epoisse, Maroilles, Munster ?
@HailstormChessPlayer said in #12: > Once, I asked a guy for a pencil, he gave me his pencil with a questionable back-si…
Posted 1 message in Darth Vader in the various fields
@Cassiodorus1 said in #60: > Oh and btw: James Earl Jones, original voice of Darth Vader, has passed away: > > www.holly…
Posted 2 messages in what could i have improved?
Hi ! kne5 was the climax of the game, you should have played Qd3 to leave e2 for your knight. Overall, I would say that …
@f03H78894004 said in #3: > so i had a chance?? OFC, the game was relatively equal before kne5 so you might have had a c…
Posted 1 message in An alternative economic system for a country?
you just summarized some communist economy System ;)
Posted 1 message in Do you prefer iPhone or Samsung
Honor is really good for photos. I have the X7 which is really cool for taking photos. otherwise I play chess on my Oppo…
Posted 1 message in How can a brain that is closed inside our skull ever be called an open…
I guess Dr. Lecter must have some answers, after all he is able to go deep into the human brain (literally)
Posted 2 messages in SpongeBob’s parents are both rounds like sea sponges, but why is he sq…
probably a side effect of eating hamburger
@Oportunist said in #6: > its the cartoon world,your imagination is the limit,anything is possible in cartoons.Sponges d…
Posted 1 message in Cringe..
@ZIDAN_S said in #37: > Uhh époisses if you put an Époisses in your fridge, you will regret it (unless you like the smel…
Posted 1 message in Why do you think is a football stadium rectangular??
there are two types of stadium architecture: those in the square English style (Anfield, Old Trafford, Francis le Blé) a…
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Posted 2 messages in Y a t'il des français?????????????????????
@naukter said in #4: > Pourquoi, lorsque des topics sont en français, on tombe toujours sur des posts écrits bizarrement…
@naukter said in #8: > Ce que vous écrivez n’a aucun sens. Parce que c'est français lol
Posted 1 message in Do you think you would be friends with a clone of yourself?
don't clone King Julian, otherwise you will regret it
Posted 1 message in Howto best fight ignorance as a phenomenon in society and on individua…
There is a maxim that can sum this up quite well: “scio me nihil scire” which Plato attributes to Socrates. [I know that…
Posted 1 message in Why did Ragehunter leave and them come back?
> Why did Ragehunter leave and them come back ??? He is still active, and fortunately for the sake of fast chess. He is …
Posted 2 messages in Your posture when playing online chess
3. but I'm on a sofa and I take my charger and an extension cord so as not to lose my battery, as the extension cord is …
@HailstormChessPlayer said in #7: > You give your muddy feet water to poor, little, thirty kittens..!?? > > How dare you…
Posted 1 message in What Kind of Salad do you Like & With which kind of Dressing ?
Kosher Olivier salad (I replace the meat with fish) or otherwise dressed herring
Posted 1 message in What is your most awkward memory when playing chess?
maybe the time I screamed "ILINGEN" on the notes of seven nation army at almost 10 p.m. on May 9, 2024. I then celebrate…
Posted 1 message in Guyss... My parents are soo mean that I can't even use the word "mean"…
@HailstormChessPlayer said in #1: > Guys... I feel sad for the vocabulary of the world being so limited... My parents ha…
Posted 1 message in Why do you think are manholes round?
so that alcoholics fall more easily. it is also a public danger and I intend to launch an open letter on behalf of the F…
Posted 1 message in Help With Another Language.
I can also teach you useful French words to know: When you go on vacation, don't forget to fill up with gas the Bagnole …
Posted 4 messages in Back after 3 years, what changed?
@ThatRandomPerson111 said in #1: > I've been offline for 1.5 (edited) years. > Did Lichess add new features/variants? > …
@ThatRandomPerson111 said in #6: > I know puzzle race, what are the other two? Puzzle storm is a 3min game, you need to …
@ThatRandomPerson111 said in #7: > Also, some things I've noted based purely on the forum etiquette: > - This forum seem…
@Ifancy_potato said in #15: > I just got back from a 7 year lichess break, Did anyone on lichess run for president? Happ…
Posted 1 message in Cringe..
@ZIDAN_S said in #25: > England or Spain Maroilles or Époisses ?
Posted 1 message in What is the highest number that anyone has ever counted?
49.3
Posted 1 message in nba goat?
Steph Cury. one of the best at his position and an exceptional 3-point shooter.
Posted 1 message in If you had to adapt a book for TV/cinema, which one would it be?
And above all, will you be faithful to the literary work or will you make a free interpretation? I will choose Edom by J…
Posted 1 message in Why do you think is a football stadium rectangular??
the veb arena is trapezoid shaped, the parc des princes is oval and Bernabéu is a little rounded at the edges. it all de…
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Posted 3 messages in The Italian opening is a ridiculous opening.
@kaantunay said in #4: > There is no such forum. you already posted a similar topic with the same answers. Please respec…
@kaantunay said in #7: > Thats not a rule like that. Really ? > Don't make posts that encourage spam > Correct sub-forum…
@kaantunay said in #18: > What is tos? Term of service
Posted 4 messages in Cringe..
after an OTB game, I invited my opponent to dinner. I had only forgotten to specify that HE was the dish. So, OFC he did…
@bfchessguy said in #10: > C'était un dîner de cons? no, un dîner d'intellectuels, I forgot to mention that I had previo…
@bfchessguy said in #14: > fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_D%C3%AEner_de_cons_(pi%C3%A8ce_de_th%C3%A9%C3%A2tre) I knew it, it's…
@WassimBerbar said in #17: > Dans ce monde, les intellectuels sont cons, et les cons sont... encore plus cons. Et aussi …
Posted 1 message in What kind of noises did dinosaurs make?
Maybe like certain large reptiles such as iguanas, Komodo dragons or crocodilians.
Posted 6 messages in Darth Vader in the various fields
try to tell Darth Vader the floor is lava!
@Moonednearearth said in #15: > It's confirmed!!! Even the ancient forever ever war field he may not enter. Also not Wal…
@Enver_Ediz said in #22: > they used to be brutal soldiers but now their too busy cooking their meatballs and lego "brut…
@NaturalBornTraveller said in #26: > Hey, come on. No public shaming. > See the Lichess Forum Etiquette. > > Mr. Skywalk…
@Cassiodorus1 said in #39: > He could commit all sorts of medical fraud and nobody would complain. > > Remember that if …
@Cassiodorus1 said in #41: > The point was to show what a ridiculous idea the Sith Lords are. They couldn't live in a re…
Posted 2 messages in Why is Greenland icy and not green?
actually it was called greenland because it was really green. When Erik the Red's vikings arrived in southern Greenland,…
@NaturalBornTraveller said in #5: > Incorrect. It was called Greenland, as a way to encourage settlers to come. Basicall…
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Posted 1 message in Favourite intros to Movies.
https://youtu.be/Vl2p3pM0NKg?feature=shared
Posted 1 message in What is the state of popular music today?
@LepPierogi said in #8: > Well, she is walking the line between reviving nostalgia and blatant copyright infringement, w…
Posted 2 messages in If you could travel at the speed of light what terrestrial planet/exop…
after reflection, I think that Speculoos-3b is a good destination to satisfy my stomach
@salmon_rushdie said in #26: > Courescant Hello, here star wars employment center, here are the planets that you can inh…
Posted 1 message in Problems...
@Gravija said in #2: > I guess it was considered as spam by moderators... we must believe that Thibault is vegetarian.
Posted 1 message in Christian Nationalism Hasn't Anything To Do With Christianity
it doesn't make much sense to talk about Christian nationalism: before nationalism becomes a political ideology, nationa…
Posted 1 message in If we can't see air can fish see water?
good question, nunc est bibendum, and in vino verita. I suggest drinking to know
Posted 1 message in REMINDER: Russian Agents in America can take the Day Off
@spidersneedlovetoo said in #15: > Two days later and I am still unclear as to what this means.. you should watch inglou…
Posted 1 message in A cow and 2 goats chased me this morning
1 cow = 10 meals 1 goat = 5 meals In your place, I would have made a barbecue with the mushrooms and the meat.
Posted 1 message in Coffee or Tea?
I prefer tea, often a chinese or indian strong black tea
Posted 2 messages in Benzema or Mbappe?
France Italy yesterday was a good match, but still, France lacks a real 9 and relies too much on Mbappe, the play betwee…
@Rainbow_Pink_Lover said in #8: > In the nations league right? I counldn't watch the match but after knowing the scores,…
Posted 3 messages in Why do rats make holes?
because the metro is too busy
@KNIGHT_c4 said in #3: > Rats make holes to trap ostriches. at the Moulin Rouge ?
@KNIGHT_c4 said in #5: > @CSKA_Moscou > > No. > At the moo lawn range. That's probably a consequence of global warming
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